Friday 4 November 2016

This could be why I am single...

This is the man I am searching for. I am happy to stay single if I can't find him :)


Physically

Tall or at least four inches taller than me. His eyes will be his main feature, they will draw me in with every look. His hair will be any colour but there will be enough of it to run my fingers through. Body hair is fine as long as not a carpet back. No tattoos would be good also no jewellery other than a watch, which he will always remove in bed. His body will not be skinny, his shoulders will be broad, his belly may have a small pot to match mine. His upper arms will be strong enough to lay my head on at night. His thighs will be that of a rugby player that will enable me to dead leg him with my elbow when he winds me up. His hands will be manly and clean, with a gentle touch. His bottom will be the cutest thing in my world, but not as cute as mine...

Personality

He will ooze confidence with an air of arrogance that he has earned. He will be intelligent and know words that have to be explained to me without making me feel stupid. He will have an organised mind but will be able to throw caution to the wind at a moments notice. A funny man who always gets the hidden joke. Warm and kind hearted but won't suffer fools gladly. He will know his strengths and yet recognise his weaknesses. He will be honest enough to admit another lady is beautiful but faithful enough not to stray. He will be able to read me like a book without revealing the end...

Status

His employment will be important to him. His salary will afford us a luxurious lifestyle but will not be the most important detail in our relationship. He will come from a large and loving family who will welcome me with open arms. He will have a wide and varied mixture of friends who will become my friends also...

Us

He will always be attracted to me and me him. We will always respect each other's space. We will love each other unconditionally. We will have a mutual trust but both will always have the insight of reasonable doubt. We will strive on a daily basis to work on our relationship without excluding the outside world. And most importantly, he will love Milo...

Fail to prepare, prepare to fail ;)...




I'll just sit here and wait...

2 comments:

  1. Your funny, even though you just described me...........lol

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    1. Nope... You're... Is how he would spell... Lol X

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