Wednesday 10 January 2018

My rape alarming hair style...

I very nearly woke up the whole street this morning. I was preparing for my date, yes a date! when I reached for my hair mousse, which is extremely similar in appearance to my rape alarm! Luckily I realised in time and didn't wake up anybody and also didn't feel the need to inflict my date with an extra thick volumising hair do...

My date was with a gentleman I met on Plenty of Fish. I had used this website previously, with not much luck, but decided to renew my profile before Christmas. I was a little perplexed as I hadn't received a single response over the holidays. That is until I realised I had 'hidden' my profile from view. As soon as I 'unhid' my profile the messages came flooding in. Unfortunately it was slim pickings,with messages ranging from "Hi sexy" to just "Hi". And even these messages were spelt incorrectly. I decided it was only polite to reply to each and every one saying 'thank you but no thank you' but I did have to resort to copy and paste. And even then nearly all the gentlemen replied to my reply. So I've had a busy few days. Anyway one gentleman stood out from the crowd and our coffee date was successful enough to arrange a second date this weekend. Fingers crossed we've both made the right choice.  Tinder has been a bit hit and miss, although they did inform me that I'd been Right Swiped by over 3'000 people! Maybe a slight exaggeration there? And then Twitter sent me a notification that The Male Escort Agency was now following me, yikes! I thought, am I going to have to buy myself a boyfriend?

My best bit this week, besides some crisp, sunny walks on the beach with Milo, was becoming the proud owner of a laptop.  It's just a little basic one but it has got Microsoft word, which is a Godsend when doing my writing. I've been trying to write my book on my iPad which has been pretty frustrating. Now I'm ready to hound the publishing world...

Rape alarm versus hair mousse...


Truthfully Tinder?...


An expensive date... 


Beach days with Milo...



3 comments:

  1. Oh come on down to warminster for the weekend. I'll take you out to dinner and a few bottles of plonk. You'll have a great time. We'll have a laugh if nothing else. It's the Irish in me.

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