Sitting in a factory postal room, all day, every day, gives a girl lots of time to think. And, I've now come up with an amazing idea on how to resolve our country's housing crisis! Basically there are far too many single people in the UK. Therefore whilst I live in 'one' house there is potentially a single gentleman out there living in 'another' house. Now, if Theresa May could plough some investment into this national crisis, of too many single people, and put in place a government run dating agency, then this would bring together all us singletons living in separate houses. This in turn would also save the planet, everything would be halved - As we all live happily ever after, together, sharing a house, sharing a bath, sharing a shopping trip in the car, sharing the electric bill, sharing a bed, oh the list is endless! I think this is a jolly good idea and I might write to our Theresa today, she could kick start this plan by inviting me to Number 10 and introducing me to some eligible bachelors...
Meanwhile, I sit, all day, working on the factory floor, waiting patiently for my Richard Gere to whisk me away 'Officer and a Gentleman' style.
Today is my sons birthday. We are to spend the day assembling a pram, I am so excited about this. I have had my hair done in preparation! I've actually had about six inches chopped off, well overdue. Big shout out to Dave (Irby Village). Talking of shout-outs, my lovely local garage, Wirral Small Cars, (who have looked after me for many years) informed me that a couple bought a car from them recently. They chose his garage because they read about him in my book. At least someone is benefiting from the adventure of Milo, Me and The Beast...
Milo and Me, nearly living under a park bench...
Me, waiting for my Richard Gere happy ending...
Before and after my chop...
